Why Our Baby Bum Balm is the Cleanest Thing on the Market

Baby Bums Deserve Better.

Let’s get one thing out of the way: not all diaper balms are created equal. Some are basically petroleum jelly in disguise. Others are slathered in “plant-based” oils that sound fancy but don’t play well with the delicate ecosystem of a diaper. And some brands are out here bragging about “natural” formulas while sneaking in fillers and trendy oils that make crunchy moms everywhere side-eye their changing tables.

We said nope to all of that.

Why Our Baby Bum Balm is Different:

We kept it simple, food-grade, and as close to nature as you can get without literally growing it in your backyard.

• Grass-Fed & Finished Tallow: Vitamin-rich and deeply nourishing for sensitive baby skin.
• Beeswax: Locks in moisture while letting skin breathe.
• Coconut Oil Infused with Lavender: Gentle, calming, and naturally antimicrobial because baby bums deserve spa-level care.
• Shea Butter: Soft, soothing, and perfect for redness.
• Non-Nano Zinc: A safe, mineral-based barrier to protect without harsh chemicals.
• Calcium Bentonite Clay: Helps balance moisture and keep things happy under the diaper.

The Great Jojoba Debate:

You’ve probably seen jojoba oil in every “natural” diaper cream on the shelf. It’s the skincare world’s avocado toast: trendy, everywhere, and not always what you need. Here’s the thing about jojoba: it’s technically a liquid wax, and those wax esters can sit on the skin instead of absorbing. In a diaper environment, that can actually trap moisture and irritation where you don’t want it.

So we said no thanks. We swapped it for coconut oil infused with lavender because it’s lighter, more soothing, and offers gentle antimicrobial support without suffocating delicate skin. Your baby’s bum gets actual comfort instead of a trendy ingredient flex.

Other Brands vs. Us:

• Them: Petroleum bases, synthetic fillers, trendy oils that look good on a label but not on a baby’s skin.
• Us: Food-grade ingredients you can pronounce and a formula gentle enough to use all day, every day.

Why It Matters:

Your baby’s bum isn’t just another body part—it’s sensitive, delicate skin that deserves the same care you’d give their bellies. If you wouldn’t feed it to them, why smear it all over their cheeks?

So go ahead. Slather on the good stuff and give that tiny tush the cleanest, safest care you can find. Add To Cart.

Love,
The Fun Aunties at Skin Pantry & Apothecary